“magicktitle”

i remembered how in america they call a lasagne sheet a “noodle” and i had a full body shudder
did you know that people go on youtube to try to hypnotize themselves into being rich https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAycrb3Rmw
thanks 47806
Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!
the unending battle of my two great loves: doing things, and not doing anything at all
boy oh boy it’s getting a wee bit nippy out isn’t it? “wild world wide web” is hard to say. and what if my name were Bonnie Rabbits? have a good day today.
bespoke garfields for any occasion need a garfield who hates thursday but love tagliatele carbanaro? we can help girlfriend wants a garfield for the big birthday but he has to hate tuesday loving pine nut pesto farfalle salad? we can make that garflied what do you get for the man who has everything? wensday-hating su filindeu eating garlfield any garfield, any day, any spaghetti
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“tweet” is the general term. it means a short post or “microblog entry”. this is a tweet on chee.party, that is a tweet on bluesky, you saw a tweet on x.com, they tweet about it on mastodon.
it gets late so early in london when i first moved here, i hated that it gets late so early in london. i’d be out, wild, flapping around on the floor, throw my phone out of my pocket and down beside me, scrape it closer to me with my little penny-pin eyes peering to see the time feels like 5, like 4:00 like 3:41<blink>a.m.</blink> but i’d tap tap and it’s 21:09. now i love it, though. you can have an entire NIGHT, and then another little mini extra night, and then you can get home at 1am and get up for work. but i still don’t understand it. like, how does it work? it isn’t that far from places that aren’t like this. in Belfast nights starts at 10pm. they don’t end. in Liverpool nights start late morning and last until late morning too. Dublin nights start at 6 and finish at 2. But in London nights start at 8pm, go on for nine hours and then stop at eleven.
does anyone wanna go to that tequila bar that’s hidden as a speakeasy through the kitchen of the breakfast club outside borough market?
currently dying of a brand of anxiety which can only be treated by taking cute selfies with props and facepaint
oh u thought this was a rabbit? they thought this was a rabbit that’s fucking funny bitch it’s fucking winnie the fucking pooh yeah yeah fuck fourth of july
she took the bottle off me and said “i’m the man”. she picked the lighter up off the step, fit it in her closed fist against the neck. fingers a fulcrum, lighter a lever, she pushed it with her free hand and popped off the lid. have you ever read garden of eden? me and abbie read it once. the day she got her lip pierced. i left her lying on her back in the tattoo chair and walked across the road into a second-hand bookshop right up to the shelf and picked it up like it was a dance routine i’d practiced. we’d been talking about it for days, about wanting to read it. it was the only book of his they had. she dyed her hair white too, bleach and lightening. that was about when it all started to fall apart. it was never really that together, but that was when it went off the rails. a few days later he came to the door of the big pink house. he was on the lamb. they sat together talking in our kitchen. it was so dark in that front room. nothing in it but a rocking chair. and me, i guess, rocking.
i’m tryna get my hands on cactus sneakers
i wore a dress and make-up every day of the festival, and though the pronouns people guessed for me were wide-ranging and a psychedelic experience of their own, nothing uncomfortable happened even once. that’s nice
one big octopus
demasiado fin de semana
let’s go on holiday together
capital emojis
thinking of becoming an agony rabbit
tengo que volver. solo hay una opcion. nada mas.
I don’t know who the fuck i am. I can’t find peace. I’m erratic, chaotic. Trying to find balance. /. Trying to make the outside match the inside. But there’s just too much of it. It’s too much to be. Every day there is more of it. More and more and more of it. It would be okay if it was turning into art, but it’s just waste and injury. Destroying my body, my mind, my image. I go out and search and search and search. But what i am looking for is not out there. It is the stillness. That cannot be found. Eating tacos and crying in the blistering hot sun helped a lot, at least. Maybe I need a holiday. Maybe I need to renounce Satan and all his pomps. Maybe I need to sit and cry in the hot, hot sun. My entire right leg has been numb all day. I wonder if that’s a matter for concern. There’s no art coming from it because I only know how to make art by making sounds out of my feelings and what I feel does not sound good. Maybe I should write some words. Maybe I should join the church. Why do I feel the need to work these things out in a public forum? In a public place, or on a public page? Maybe I want absolution from strangers, from these many tiny gods. Maybe these are acts of reverence, contrition, writhing for all the ojitos de mis dioses, perdóname por todos mis pecaditos pero con la ayuda de tu gracia ya no pecaré mas santa maria madre de dios ruego por mi en la hora de mi muerte. yo soy muy cursi jajaja. I’m trying to find a list of Satan’s pomps so i can renounce them. Maybe it’s meant to be a blanket renouncement of his pomps, which i’m fine with, but i don’t know if i’d even know it if i was looking at a pomp. no se quien chingados soy.
Rolling back into London now on the LNER. I can’t wait to sleep in my own bed with my own teddy bears. I hope i can sleep for a hundred weeks.
it appears it’s now possible to purchase and watch Lodge 49 seasons 1 and 2 through Apple TV, and i recommend that you do so.
The first time i came to London by myself it was one week after my 19th birthday. I’d made the trip see Otway and Barrett live. It was the 19th of March. The opportunity arose for me to meet up with a girl whose diet consisted, seemingly in its entirety, of Wotsits and milk. I was charmed by this. We’d been speaking on-line, on MSN messenger. We’d met on MySpace, when I’d made the effort to send her a very long message to tell her I liked her straw hat and we’d hit it off. We met up at Victoria train station and she sprayed my greasy hair with coconut Batiste on a concrete staircase. We never made it to the show, never made it out of hotel. She was kind to me. I met her parents. I met her dog, who was dying of cancer. That’s when i learned dogs could get cancer. I met her friends, I was awkward around her friends. Later on we broke each other’s hearts.
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if we ever start needing base-6 numbers, what are we gonna call em??
that's that then
“is it 2 player?”“Yes. you play as the hat
friday night, baby!!!! gonna party like it’s time for bed
2023: year of the website
The phrase “nothing new under the sun” traces back to Solomon writing in the Book of Ecclesiastes. It’s my opinion that there have been some ideas since the 10th century BC.
night time, daytime, sunshine, blood
i’ve replaced twitter with a one-armed bandit in my room. if it lands on 3 sevens i get a piece of chocolate and if it lands on anything else it stabs me in the eye
oh how lovely!! it looks like we might have both a white christmas and also a fusion energy process that provides a net gain
at work there is a task with a Yes/No choice labeled, in essence, “would you like to receive a message on Slack” and if you select “No” it makes someone DM you “hi I know you selected No but did you mean Yes?”
at some point i’ll have to confront reality and start using to the “it” pronoun like an experience or an animal
you can make sour cream by mixing some lime juice with some milk; leaving that for a few minutes; mixing double cream into that and leaving it in a cupboard for 20 hours. it’s delicious!
light’s only fastest because everything is getting faster and it had a head start
bears should get thumbs
which is worse: being murdered or being told “you’re muted by the way”
huh how weird it looks like allowing companies to decide what speech was good and what was bad has backfired
i am awake by mistake.
if time travel ever exists there just not be very much time left because otherwise now would be so busy
let’s get drunk and listen to quiet party
i’ve gone on the internet and i’m really annoyed
thinking about becoming an iconoclast
everyone stopped talkin’ ’bout non fungible tokens
scroll hijacking should be against the law
there are no rules, only consequences
naked
right now my code is on GitHub and mirrored at SourceHut. i hate both of these websites, lol. but maybe it would be a waste of time to self host my code again… the moment federated source forges exist, i will self host again. got my eye on friendsforge, forge-fed and pagure’s forgefed impl. i like pagure a lot, think it’s nice. i like the fedora project.
it’s amazing that some people’s job is to have the worst opinions in the world
there should be a documentary based on the movie Assault on Wall Street
don’t be silly, it’s not flat it’s hollow
maybe i’ll never read another fiction book or watch another movie based on a true story
you know what’s funny is a few years ago i wrote 24 songs in 24 hours, 1 every hour for 24 hours. i’d tried it a bunch of times before and failed after 10-14 songs by falling asleep. but a few years ago i really succeeded. i wrote a song, recorded it, and posted it on-line, one an hour every hour for 24 hours.
i wish they hadn’t added the clown emoji
mexico city earthquake on 19th september again (third time) there was a nation-wide “what to do in case of an earthquake” drill happening, marking the day that there was an earthquake in 2017 and an earthquake in 1985 power is out in parts of the city. it’s difficult to get through to people who live there.
anyone wanna come over and play pogs?
sometimes i’m afraid to go to sleep because i know i’m going to wake up tomorrow a different person i don’t know what ways i’ll be different. i know i’ll have a different set of interests but i don’t know if that set will contain the project i started working on tonight. i wish i could rely on myself to be there tomorrow, but i never can. i have a choice to be okay with letting it go, or locking in on it until the thing is done. locking in and staying up means an inferior result compared to if i got a night’s sleep, but it’s better than the thing that never got made. it’s a gamble, and i have never learned in all these years to predict or even guess at the outcome. tonight i’m going to try ordering a hot dog, drinking some 0% chocolate milk, 2 beers and finish as much as i can before i pass out (which i’m not going to try to delay in any way) and we’ll see how that approach works. i’ll be sad if this doesn’t get done because i spent _hours_ developing material for it.
couple of nights ago i went for a nap in the street and people kept waking me up to ask me if i was alright and if i needed anything. can’t stop thinking about it, there are homeless people all over london. are they being woken up asked that? i was fine, just tired. then they let all those people in The Queue’en sleep in spare trains? i don’t know. anyway.
remember when Apple shipped a version of Safari where reversed arrays stayed reversed after a page refresh lol
by the way, in mexico instead of the tooth fairy they have a tooth mouse
has the world changed or have i changed?
feel like i’m losing my mindbooked a hotel room because the man at the desk told me at 5am i could check in at 10amat 10:10am i went back to the desk. he was gone and everybody else acted like that didn’t happen and there has never been a check-in before 3pmi explained hablé con un hombre a las cinco and that el hombre told me i could come back at 10. they said “oh, ok sir please take a seat sir, i’ll speak with the cleaning staff sir” and i went and took a seat for an hour and nobody spoke to me and when i looked at them they looked awayso eventually i got up and walked back to the desk and the guy who told me to take a seat while he spoke to the cleaning staff an hour earlier said “¡buenos días!” like we’d never met?and then i told the people at the desk the exact same story again and they acted like the previous conversation had never happened? and they said “ok but we will charge you 700 pesos for an early check in” ??? and gave me the key cardthey said “your room is on the third floor on the right” but the third floor elevator leads to a corridor containing a locked door?so i took the stairs but the stairs between the 2nd and 3rd floor were blocked off?so i walked all the way around the building and found another set of stairs marked prohibido and i went up those and took a left and there was my roomnitpick: the room isn’t the one i ordered because i asked for a king and this has two queens but whateveralso while i was waiting between 5 and 10 i had a nap on their sofa and now i don’t even really need the room but whateverthe wifi password is wifi
a banana is a sausage
i need to start packing :/
what crime is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?Bertolt Brecht
anyone know where i can score a pickled egg in mexico city?
should i be pronouncing Xcode “ten code”?
me, the code, me reading the code
idea: start screaming never stop
finger me
remember that if code is GPL and you want to use it legally in a non-GPL context you can always contact the copyright holder and offer to pay them for a license to use it in your work
lima
what’s the difference between a setting and a preference
you can’t know what the decade is like while you’re in it because lots of stuff is new and but some of it sticks around, it’s the new stuff that doesn’t stick that defines a period
risc architecture really has changed everything
if the pre-commit hook takes more than 1 second you’re punishing people for small commits
a proposal for scripting the web with perl (or any other engine)
⭐ https://www.laurafacts.info/blog/gravitational-lensing-pt-2
think it’s time to take Zig seriously
you can ignore me, you can leave me, betray me, hell you can straight up kill me… but i ask you just this one thing: please, return my tuppers.
Google said they would change the name of the company to Alphabet but they actually changed it to “Alphabet — Google’s parent company” facebook said they were now called Meta but actually the name is “Meta Platforms Inc. (Facebook)”
i had a flu the past few days, i’m flying today. the fever is over, but i’m still coughing and feeling bad. wish me luck.
p5 particles example
my advice is to stay away from the wrong place, and if you must go to make sure it is at the right time
i kick back and take it easy
the pursuit of Total Honesty is not just about saying anything that comes into your head. in fact, sometimes it is about not saying things you want to say if they are raw, unprocessed or coming from new and current emotions. hopefully that gets easier.
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just had a wild moment where in my head i declared the erosion of the concept of “prototyping languages” as hedonistic and reflective of the hubris of the early millennium after shouting “react sure seems fun TO WRITE” at a codebase
i’m gonna need andrew w.k. to come back
week 24; 2022
going as Idolka Sánchez for halloween
in reply to https://ghost.computer/posts/21 it’s your ableton push
you know in Desperados Under The Eaves…? do you think the air conditioner really hummed like that. like, are air conditioners that good sometimes? i only ever had one air conditioner, we bought it from walmart and stuffed it into the window beside my bed in the other spare room in the pink house on soutb second street where i told her there was a golden thread… back when i was trying to pretend… the same place i smelt sex on her breath, the same place she denied it, the same place she confirmed it
i’m not feeling like a highly skilled sleeper
i forgot how to swallow for a few seconds, it was terrifying
i love you bulbasaur
my right armpit has completely ignored the anti-perspirant
i’m a bimbo
i’m on the elizabeth line :0
just because my body type looks like i’m trying to smuggle the world’s largest egg out of an art gallery
norm filmed a stand-up special in his living room in 2020 before going for a risky surgery and it’s going to be released on Netflix on May 30 it’s called Nothing Special
that was an important day un día muy importante
i couldn’t sleep because this airbnb i’m staying in uses an electronic lock on the door, and i don’t think they change the code between visits. but luckily: i found the manual. and luckily: they never changed the programming code. so i’ve changed the programming code, deleted their unlocking code and set my own locking code.
pulp fiction but it's a rap
what a lovely day, at the end of the day
i know CORN isn’t even on spotify yet (tomorrow!!!) but big waterfall is gonna be the best Acid Chip-Hop album of all time
the only certainties in life are death and tacos
FLYING FLOWERS CONCRETE STAIRWELL
mm. being patted down by a man in the security line. that’s some sweet sweet gender dysphoria that combination of being made intensely gender dysphoric and then immediately touched in intimate places by a man and knowing i have to do this, because he is the threshold guardian incredibly powerful gonna go cry in a bathroom!!!!
sweet mary mother of god it’s only tomorrow
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what if someone told you about their friend and they said “she’s five one” and when she turned up she was as small as a baby mouse and they were like “yeah five point one centimetres” ?
can you believe DAT Politics dropped Wow Twist in 2006 and them nor nobody has done anything like it since????????!!!
imagine if the 27th was 4 days from now
cinco días
6 days
genuinely trying to choose between going hard and going home
i’m happy
i can’t fucking wait
ₜₒdₒ ᵦᵢₑₙ ᵗᵒᵈᵒ ᵇᶦᵉⁿ ᴛᴏᴅᴏ ʙɪᴇɴₜₒdₒ ᵦᵢₑₙ ᴛᴏᴅᴏ ʙɪᴇɴ ᴛᴏᴅᴏ ʙɪᴇɴ ᵗᵒᵈᵒ ᵇᶦᵉⁿ ᵗᵒᵈᵒ ᵇᶦᵉⁿ ᵗᵒᵈᵒ ᵇᶦᵉⁿ ᵗᵒᵈᵒ ᵇᶦᵉⁿ
not being able to talk is my worst nightmare. this is something that anybody who knows me probably could have guessed, but that i did not realize until today.
i feel so unbelievably bad for not speaking spanish. so unbelievably rude. every time anyone speaks to me i panic and shut down. going to dig a small grave for myself, spinning and repeating “lo siento, perdón, disculpe”
how can i become fluent in spanish without ever having to practice?
ok so what ryan gosling does in the movie Drive is not impressive and is just the regular behaviour of a mexico city taxi driver
demanding to know where they get the authority to keep me prisoner as i attempt once again to leave the plane
if i put on even a millimetre more around the waist i will have to start flying first class
i fly in sky
stripping half naked in security and having all my items scanned and probed,, it’s at times like this i really wish bush hadn’t done 9/11
back home again. tried to go to mexico but it didn’t take.
the first leg of my journey has been a real vibe thief, a points failure at lewisham. i’ve got on a train and sat down and it has never moved. i’m sitting in a long room with strangers.
there seems to be, like, a convergence ??????
u follow trends n i transcend
today i get ready to go to mexico tomorrow. very sleepy. had a shower. nothing’s happening. i’m depleted
meant to be going to mexico next week. really cannot be bothered. don’t want to pack, don’t want to fly, don’t want to do anything but sleep.
i just had this really fucked up dream where there were people who had had their skulls cut open and their brains reprogrammed with tubes and then i was in the back of this car and i was explaining to somebody that obviously the plan was to eventually make it so everyone “voluntarily” have their brains reprogrammed because of the extra powers that it would give them, but eventually places like public libraries would say you needed to have your brain reprogrammed with tubes in order to enter for the security of the other customers. but that it would mean that the police would be able to shut you down or read your memories any time they wanted. then the car suddenly screeched to a halt and the driver said over an intercom “the cheebot is malfunctioning” then then i got pulled out of the car onto the sidewalk and they cut my skull open with a knife and started fixing my programming with tubes then they started cutting open my leg and pelvis and it was so painful that i woke up then i said “hey google what time is it” and my google pod thing said “5 thirty pm” and i was like “what” and then i tried to move and couldn’t then i woke up again and i still couldn’t move and i said and i said “hey google what time is it” and it said “between 1 and 2” and i was like “what” and then i woke up again and now i could move and i said “hey google what time is it” and it said 7:49a.m.
ogre
happy International Women’s Boxing Day
don’t forget to be antiwar
who wants to go fishing down by the thames?
i’m having an itty bitty breakdown :-)
if i’m self-destructive it’s only to create balance like eating spicy food on a hot day. what is without, within: balance.
“joking about it is the only way of opening my mouth without screaming”
i’m the birthday girl
okay i’m finally ready to admit it: _I_ killed jonny ringo
today is my last chance to get crucified if anyone wants to come over and take my temperature
i feel so dead i could die
i’m a menace to society
i just shaved my face on the underground using a razor i bought in the train station and a can of IPA for foam and water lol
if anybody is looking to pay a six figure salary to somebody with no skills or talent hit me up
i don’t know what any of this means but i’m vibing with it 😋😋
a friend invited me out to a party and i asked the tarot if i could go and it told me to tidy my room :-(
did you know the working title of Hieronymous Bosch’s The Garden Of Earthly Delights was “tag yourself”
thinking of becoming an army chaplain
much to think about
going to do a 2022 updated version of jona lewie’s 80s song “you’ll always find me in the kitchen at parties” called “you’ll always find me in a liminal space at the rave”
CORN is going to fuck up the whole game
thinking of crawling into an incubator
damn it, lol, i’ve left my headphones at somebody’s house again. i need to make some music today, but maybe i’ll eat 2 valium drink 4 coors light and a perfectly dry 1 litre martini which is basically the same thing
i need a quintuple martini
hey you know what they say: sometimes you get the goofs and sometimes the goofs get you
sometimes you want to scream for the release, the physical and emotional release. the physical feeling of that noise rubbing all over your chest and throat. sometimes you want to scream so somebody will hear you. sometimes you wanna scream so everybody will hear you. that’s impossible.
if you’re bleeding all over the sleeves of your new denim jacket, is that more of a “day off work” scenario or a “soldier on” scenario?
i’m filled with more self-hate than i can remember feeling for a very long time. i’m dealing with it by ignoring my notifications and archiving my chats.
if you try to contact me and i don’t respond it’s just because i don’t exist
if i just take all these unpublished 1 line angsty cringey drafts maybe they can become 1 angsty cringey song
received an op-1 in the post today but it turned out to be faulty so i sent it back to norwich an hour or two later.
that’s actually a pair of headphones, mate
tfw you’re in the soviet room trying to pack for a rave without waking anyone next door
i’m currently dressed what i believe is the most femme i’ve ever been in public and what i’m going to do is then get onto london public transport on a Saturday night
1 four-cheese pizza with goats cheese please thank you
Cutty Sark ZoneIsland Garden ZoneMudchuteHeron Quay Zone
why do all the stops on the DLR sound like levels from sonic the hedgehog
if laws come in making NFTs legally binding i’m going to legit kms
anyone got a spare ticket to the Los Bitchos launch party tonight?
pgp public key
if anyone wants to buy a 1010music bluebox or a 1010music blackbox at a good price lmk
are we really “free” if they won’t let us drink brominated vegetable oil?
happy 2/2/22 everyone. it’s time to manifest our dreams as a physical reality
think i might need to drop out for a while
never trust a jailhouse creature, or a hippie, or anybody, ever
you can’t crush 22, it doesn’t get smaller
on page 83 of Andrew W.K.’s vision journal there is a paragraph about fabricating a creative notebook that outlines the entire plan in detail and every time i read it i start screaming
⭐ https://ghost.computer/posts/15
“kawhoo is joe? 2“ is, and i’m being painfully sincere here to the point where it’s embarrassing for you how sincere i’m being, is one of the most of perfectly executed pieces of art ever created from the title (the 2!!!) to the zeroth second to the last. it’s perfect, concept and execution perfect.
when people say where are you from i’m going back to saying Internet
me: can i get 2 more shots of tequila and a corona? bartender: sorry darling you’re too drunk, i have to cut you off me: I don’t DRINK
let’s snarf and yank it
2022 outlook is good
in reply to danger moving plant
i recorded a voice memo for myself on ketamine and there are some parts which are sooo funny one of them is this instruction/observation/ piece of advice: you go out to the edge where nobody has been and you take out your pen, you open your mouth, and you’re honest, and you capture that and you bring it home and there’s another part where i say “i’m the tetranomicon” and another part where i say “wow, is that me? poor little thing…” then my voice gets tight and panicked and i say “wope, i don’t wanna go down there” and then i say “zip zip”
harlequin store
on the way into the cinema screen someone warned us “it’s pitch black in there, you can’t see ANYTHING”
sick of being a nerd i want to be a FREAK
do you think when I’m 93 I’ll be able to dance like dick van dyke
in 2021 everyone learnt the word liminal and the prefix ur-
now, i'm no jewel detective
what happens when two stars collide? it depends. slow stars they become one bigger, brighter star; fast stars they destroy each other leaving shards across the sky
lol i have COVID
spent a lot of today fantasizing about buying a gun, travelling to the house Sylvia Plath died in and blowing my brains out against their front door but not in a bad way
thinking about taking a taxi to 23 Fitzroy Road and asking if I can use their oven
guess I’ll dye my hair
wishing all my tinder matches I’ve never messaged a happy crincemince
happy birthday to fellow protestant Ghislaine Maxwell
Merry Christmas, feliz navidad remember that crincemince is a time for listening to snow tha product, drinking tequila and smoking cigarettes remember that chrysalis is a time for ignoring covid symptoms and assuming they are a headcold or flu
*happy screaming*
yeah, i’m giving up. it was a good experiment and it lasted quite a while, but it really just makes my life more inconvenient and doesn’t do much else other than occasionally spark a conversation i’m really just making myself feel better, but it does less active good than retweeting #freepalestine or cutting out red meat which both basically do nothing. i look forward to being able to ask my telephone to set a timer, being able to translate text, and to being invited to the parties that are only discussed on WhatsApp
thinking of giving up on being bigtech-free
i wonder if we’ll ever go to the moon
I need tacos, please help
if you give British people tequila, no matter how much, they will try to drink it all as if it is a shotas I get more tired, my voice becomes more monotonous, and people start to think I’m angry when I’m actually saying “lol”last night on the way home I put my bank card in the ticket slot in the gate on the way into the underground and it ate it
🧱 stay humble #bringBackEarth2 #earth3 #zeroIsAHero
she is so funny
you ever go to sleep but you don’t? and then you’re just hanging out there? in bed?
hope i don’t get pulled into any more meetings for a bit
psa if you find youtube-dl is getting throttled, try yt-dlp
i fuckin love Snow Tha Product la mexicana con tremendo flow no cap es la mexicana con tremendo flow and also she is gay
So I will call you Dwayne Johnson, which means “the rock.” On this rock I will build my church, and death itself will not have any power over it. Matthew 16:18
if someone asks you a question, respond “am I allowed to swear?”
i don’t feel stressed during the day but every morning when i wake up i’ve chewed my tongue to smidiríní
damn it wtf i have to eat YET AGAIN
happy girls aloud day
celebrating All Saints Day in the traditional style, by listening to Under The Bridge
Merry Christmas everyone, Hallowe’en is over FOREVER
whoever you are reading this: send me a message with your address, so i can write you a postcard. chee@snoot.club
i am attending a once-in-a-lifetime super-spreader event
imagining one of those post apocalyptic worlds stories, and the protagonist is a character who went into a coma back when the world was ok just 20 years ago and recently awoke in this mad max fallout world and they don’t even know until they leave their hospital room. everything seems normal in the hospital because Health Insurance companies are one of the few that survived The Event. but outside is a wasteland. “what the hell happened here…..?!!?…” “Elon posted cringe on the timeline”
can’t wait for the next financial collapse starting when elon musk posts a rare pepe
fight nearly broke out in the Simply Food about if the Wispa is part of the meal deal god bless the hero who scanned it, to “see what the computer says”
here’s a time capsule. The CC BY-NC-SA version of Cory Doctorow’s 2008 book Little Brother featured dedications to bookstores at the start of each chapter. The second chapter starts with a dedication to Amazon.com. This chapter is dedicated to Amazon.com, the largest Internet bookseller in the world.Amazon is amazing— a “store” where you can get practically any book ever published (along with practically everything else, from laptops to cheese-graters), where they’ve elevated recommendations to a high art, where they allow customers to directly communicate with each other, where they are constantly invented new and better ways of connecting books with readers.Amazon has always treated me like gold — the founder, Jeff Bezos, even posted a reader-review for my first novel! — and I shop there like crazy (looking at my spreadsheets, it appears that I buy something from Amazon approximately every six days).Amazon’s in the process of reinventing what it means to be a bookstore in the twenty-first century and I can’t think of a better group of people to be facing down that thorny set of problems.Cory Doctorow
can’t sleep. lying on the sofa thinking about electromagnets.
let’s start a radio station
the biggest impact of NFTs is everyone uses the word “fungible” now
wtf
what if we pretended captain crunch fucked up
I’ve been off sick today.I finally have energy,but it’s nearly 8p.m.is that too late to make a shepherd’s pie?and, is the potato meant to look like wool?
⭐ https://rowanmanning.com/weeknotes/51/ :D
there is nothing like the freedom afforded to you when you live somewhere some people come once
I always thought JFK was 46 when he died but according to this coin here he was 200 years old
imagine a very small horsehold it, feel it in your handsset it beside you on your deskpet it, feed ittreat it well
just learnt the spanish for “the oven” and i am loling
the speaker inside an op-1 i wonder how good a speaker i could fit in this little space
in reply to Exchange! | Rowan Manning I exchanged contracts on my flat! I’m finally legally locked into buying this flat and I’m really excited. I’ll be collecting the keys on the 19th of October 🎉 congrats :-)
https://thumby.us This gameboy might be too small. It’s an RP2040 with a 72×40 oled screen and a piezo speaker. It’s an inch tall. here it is with a bee:
looking at the code for my old lisp implementation of chicken egg hole, vs the 32blit-sdk c++ version. the lisp version is so much nicer. maybe i can make them more similar by using structs and functions instead of classes in the c++ version.
can you believe they made this look at how much a carrot that rabbit is eating
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Google_and_Snuffy_Smith can’t believe this guy started one of the most powerful companies in the world
album of the year:
e’s right, i’m unbinary
now that all three are out from behind the paywall, TrueAnon’s Elon Musk/Tesla series by babies Brace and Liz is worth hearing
time to start writing the feel weird hit of the winter
my new thing now after saying “woof” to dogs is telling foxes “hello fox, I’m a big rabbit”
anyone want to play Video Games On-Line w/ me?
virgin’s child safety prevents you from sshing to github, but you can go on the website. lol, and you can ssh to other servers?
i wish i didn’t have to go back to the old place to clean up and get stuff. i wanna relax
he died doing what he loved, being alive
completely gutted by the news of norm macdonald’s death
it would appear IKEA have forgotten to deliver part of my new desk the big piece of wood that is meant to go on top
the rgb ram is glowing
⭐ https://barryfrost.com/2021/08/weeknotes-001
feed the hog
beef and peppers, mushrooms and cashews and bok choi in rice wine and soy sauce
having to load the stuff into the van and out of the van on the same day is a scam by Big Body to sell more bodies
really looking forward to when i’m no longer on the lookout for sabretooth tigers
chanting “i’m having a nap, i’m having a nap” is not the same as having a nap
little shop of horrors
i really don’t want to spend two hundred pounds on a chair, but what about my lumbar?
i’m on my way to collect the keys my feet up on my bag of quilts and pillows today i will have a bubblebath while i await the arrival of my mattress, then i will put it in the bedframe that comes out of the wall and have the biggest nap in my empty home
who wants to go on an ikea trip?
i want a floor lamp with a shade shape like a bluebell or a swamp doghobble
let’s read a book
(notorious b.i.g. voice) i love it when they call me miss rabbits
HONK Reference TypeRefereeStatusOverall Reference SubmittedLandlordLandlordSubmittedIncomeManagerSubmittedReferencing complete H O N K Morning Chee,I am pleased to confirm that your reference has been completed and we can now prepare your tenancy agreement.  Can you confirm that date that you would like to take over the tenancy.kind regardsthe estate agent HONKHONKHONK
current landlord still hasn’t responding to the referencing application concern i don’t know what i’ll do if i don’t get this place, i’ve already started living there in my mind. i know where i’m putting all my stuff. i have plans up to and including the storage of surplus toilet paper. my plans so far if i have to find somewhere else: put all my stuff in self-storage???
is there such a thing as a Tenant Agency? someone I can tell I’m looking for a ground or lower ground floor place with a gas stove, a bathtub and a private entrance and they go around all the Estate Agents and find places, and negotiate for me?
it’s weird that payment processing is not handled by the government. the Post Office should replace Visa and Mastercard
viewing a flat in Beckenham. the area is quite nice. it’s what London is like in Hollywood movies starring skinny girls. 1 red telephone box,street lined sparsely with trees,a few wee local shops with wee local names, a pub that has chosen muddy chartreuse as its entire colour pallette the apartment itself, I think, is up too many stairs; the building smells really weird, and the bathroom has rust and age but it’s affordable, in a nice place, the front door of the place opens into the patio of a Spanish restaurant, but it has so many stairs and they are tight and dark and old and dirty and creaky, and the place looked damp, and the place smelt damp maybe for six months it would be okay
I don’t like the taste of IPAs. But I do like that people don’t stare at you when for opening one in the street, the way they do if you open a Stella or a Guinness. the bitter taste of hops is the bitter taste of classism i deserve it Struggle Session IPA
⭐ http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/index.php?date=081321 good comic, thanks drewtoothpaste
i’m not in a good place
not.to be maudlin but these days even when I’m having a nightmare I’m disappointed when I wake up
fella called Pat just walked up to me in a park and started telling me about how he was a jockey. in 77 he lost 7.6 stone and raced the County Christo (?) he has photographs he told me he was related to the Taoiseach “sleeping in the park? sure we’re all prime ministers” he asked me if I’d rather a cider or a lager and he’d get it and come back and meet me. I said “I’ll have to go here, Pat.” he asked me my name and I said chee, 5 minutes later he said “who are you” and I said “chee” and he said “aye I’ve heard of you”
somehow while I was asleep I removed the whole duvet cover and put it under my head
for some reason every time an estate agent asks me if i will be bringing any pets, i want to tell them i have 1 hedgehog
I’m sitting under the only remaining shelter on Peckham High Street waiting for the rain to pass but the tree is starting to fail and I might have to run for it
just got my second shot. looking forward to letting strangers spit in my mouth again #backtonormal
I was in a bar the other night and I asked if there was a bathroom and the bar person said “forgive me darling but are you looking for a men’s or a women’s”
CIA agents, FBI agents… they might be bad and all, but have you met estate agents
I believe the time has come to announce that Abe and I are no longer together. It was a crazy wonderful time, more than anyone could imagine after 3 years together!! A fairy-tale life but we do have our differences as all couples do and we both decided together that this was the best scenario! We are still friends and both agree this is the best choice for us. I felt it necessary to announce this on social media because we were together 24/7 so as soon as anyone sees we’re not together the first question is “where’s Abe” – about 20 people asked me that very question today at the gym and when I say we are no longer together it’s a 20min conversation. Whatever happens in life you have to be strong and keep pushing forward and Abe is a very very strong boy and we will both keep pushing forward and being the best we can be in every aspect of life #nomoreking #lifemustgoon #nothinglastsforever #nolovelikedoglove #keepmovingforward #livinthedream #forlife #fivepercentersmentality #deadred #bestsenario
it’s raining :)
⭐ https://ghost.computer/posts/11
⭐ https://open.spotify.com/track/1icsaRAEBvTqXobcSLHOK1 holding on
maybe football will and branson won’t
⭐ http://xjadeo.sourceforge.net/main.html
⭐ https://dsp56300.wordpress.com/
delete all my tweets
so the UK government actually passed a bill that allows for cops and informants to get immunity to literally any crime https://bills.parliament.uk/bills/2783 it was given royal assent in March and it’s fucked up. also the list of relevant authorities allowed to authorize legal crime by cops and snitches is really funny: Police forces etc– Any police force.– The National Crime Agency.– The Serious Fraud Office.The intelligence services– Any of the intelligence services.The armed forces– Any of Her Majesty’s forces.Revenue and Customs– Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs.Government departments– The Department of Health and Social Care.– The Home Office.– The Ministry of Justice.Other bodies– The Competition and Markets Authority.– The Environment Agency.– The Financial Conduct Authority.– The Food Standards Agency.– The Gambling Commission.https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2021/4/section/4/enacted love to be legally murdered by a Food Standards Agency informant. there was an amendment to say that it was still illegal for cops to rape, kill and torture and that amendment was: rejected the other police bill is in the house of commons for its third reading today (the one that makes protest (or being a gypsy) illegal). i read the 139 pages of tabled amendments early this morning when i couldn’t sleep. some of them are pretty good. one of them makes it illegal to buy a dog with cash. there’s an amendment to specify explicitly that protest is legal, but it doesn’t really go far enough because it allows public bodies to intervene to “prevent disorder”, which.. protest is disorder but there’s another amendment to actually remove the whole Public Order section (that’s the section about protest), which would be great! and some amendments that say if a council is kicking travelers out they have to first offer them a caravan site there’s another amendment that says the whole “protest is illegal” section can’t come into effect until after a general election has been held, and then both houses of parliament have to ratify it labour wants the chance to campaign with “vote for us if you don’t want protest to be illegal” which is very funny anyway, let’s learn español
⭐ https://www.npr.org/2021/06/02/1002085031/sackler-family-empire-poised-to-win-immunity-from-opioid-lawsuits
🛸 I WANT TO LEAVE 🛸 is out on Spotify
i love it when hedgehogs can see peanuts
my bones are crunchy and soft, my eyes are sticky, feeling good (though, dry — i drank a glass of water and it soaked in like i was a soil bed and nothing changed) i have to water a plant today, and abe has that thing at twelve, and i have a meeting at 2p.m. then i can return to the earth
in reply to Stop the privatisation of Channel 4 (co-operative party) Channel 4 is a great British success story: we should be protecting it, not selling it off. But the Conservatives have just announced they’re looking once again at privatising Channel 4. Many people don’t realise that Channel 4 – like the BBC – is publicly owned. Best of all, it doesn’t cost us anything – it funds itself through advertising and reinvests any profits to support our great British cultural industries across the UK. Join us in calling on the Government to halt its proposed privatisation and protect it from future political meddling by putting the public in charge. wtf?? channel 4 is public owned.?
lol someone just walked up to me in Costa and said WHAT ARE YOU CREATING???? YOU. ARE. CREATING. SOMETHING. then laughed heartily and walked away
proud of everyone i know for practicing self-care by arranging me into the background of their friendscape
in reply to Fire Safety (Rowan Manning) I’ve had a whale of a time implementing Webmentions on this website. Thank you chee for introducing me to them! niiiice! I’m looking forward to the longform post!!!
if you have any boondoggles I could get in on, lmk in the comments section below
I wonder if the sony playstation is the only device whose copy protection can be beaten with chewing gum
have you ever heard gangpol und mit? https://soundcloud.com/gangpol/sets/vous-avez-profit-dinstant this e.p. is actually what my body is filled with instead of blood
I could do with a new dat politics or gangpol und mit album right now
I feel really queasy like I’m going to throw up is this the vaccine too? I have a thing where I sometimes experience physical sensations as emotions, and this feels like fear and guilt and like I’m going to be found out
in reply to watermelons found on mars the nyt announced watermelons were found on mars {"scoop": true}
trying to find someone else who got pfizer so i can try sending them a blu-ray rip of pirates of the carribean using vibes
covid-19 vaccination centre sign looking forward to faster downloads
time to make some coffee and bacon and eggs and play fortnite all day in bed for two days
in reply to https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/nrs8kf/you_think_ice_cream_truck_stop_signs_are_a_problem/ A Tesla self-driving AI thinks the truck in front is throwing collectable traffic lights onto the road. the truck is carrying lights.
markdown is a machine for turning dinkus into horizontal rule
ok lol, i’ve booked a repair for my laptop. surprisingly straightforward once i found the phone number, which was really not straightforward. If you ever need a UK repair for a Lenovo laptop that you bought cover for this is the number: +44 333 777 3991 all the e-mails i’ve received about the repair have been from ibm e-mail addresses, which is weird
abe just met a mouse in the bathroom. it was sitting completely still with its eyes closed. we put it in a planter, wrapped it in a rug and then brought it to the park where we released it. it just sat there in the park, completely still with its eyes now open. I saw it blink once. I asked it a lot of questions, but it didn’t move we’ve come back in now
checking deliveroo to see if the sainsburys i’m about to walk to has celeriac lmao
in reply to the brutal secrets of UK deportation flight Esparto 11 (the guardian) At 5.15am, a detainee in a T-shirt and boxers was presented for handover with a bloody nose. Described as “calm and polite throughout”, the Kuwaiti’s nose had been injured during extraction while he repeatedly insisted his removal was cancelled, the escorts wrote. When they finally checked, it transpired he had been telling the truth. these people are coming to our shores on little rubber dinghies, asking for help. and we’re breaking their noses and sending them away
⭐ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Reda
in reply to may community update interesting watching this freenode event playing out. some projects moving to a new irc server, some moving to matrix. I wonder if any are moving to jabber?</> is it possible to federate a Matrix room that started on matrix.org? otherwise this seems like moving the problem (centralized services) to a new location it’s been good seeing how smooth it can be, though. the indieweb folks did an incredible job of seamlessly moving the Slack and Matrix integrations from freenode to libera
slow cooked some steak in achiote paste and vinegar for about 5 hours now it will be served with pickled onion, fresh cabbage, refried white beans, feta cheese and cheddar cheese on yellow corn tortillas
in reply to Conduit - Your own chat server Conduit is a less resource-hungry alternative to synapse for a Matrix homeserver. it isn’t ready yet, but i’m looking forward to getting some ram back when it is. i only need a server capable of handling things for 10+ people, not thousands or millions.
i was diagnosed with diabetes this morning and have spent the rest of the day writing css
in reply to https://bjk5.com/post/44698559168/breaking-down-amazons-mega-dropdown (Ben Kamens) this is cool, a triangle bounding box for menus so if the user is moving down and to the right then it keeps their previous selection. https://www.asktog.com/columns/022DesignedToGiveFitts.html Was created by Tog for the old Macintosh operating system. it was abandoned by NeXT, and so it’s missing from macOS 10+. Most of us, however, have our forearms mounted on a pivot we like to call our elbow. That means that moving our hand describes an arc, rather than a straight line. The Windows folks tried to overcome the pivot problem with a hack: If they see the user move down into range of the next item on the primary menu, they don’t instantly close the second-level menu. Instead, they leave it open for around a half second, so, if users are really quick, they can be inaccurate but still get into the second-level menu before it slams shut. When I specified the Mac hierarchical menu algorithm in the mid-’80s, I called for a buffer zone shaped like a <, so that users could make an increasingly-greater error as they neared the hierarchical without fear of jumping to an unwanted menu. As long as the user’s pointer was moving a few pixels over for every one down, on average, the menu stayed open, no matter how slow they moved. (Cancelling was still really easy; just deliberately move up or down.) Apple hierarchicals were still less efficient than single level menus, because of the added target, but at least they were less challenging than the average video game. oh, a triangle is a static way of counting the ratio of X pixels to Y pixels that’s interesting    
in reply to Cheese beats crackers (bbc news) A helpful virus is making its way around the web, checking computers for vulnerabilities and closing them. 20 years ago a virus called “cheese” went around closing holes opened by a virus called “Lion” It scans networks with certain net addresses until it finds one with a back door, or port, that has been opened by the Lion worm. this article The program is known as a “worm” because it travels across a network copying itself as it goes. By contrast a “trojan” is a program that looks benign but contains a malicious payload. remember when the news used to tell us the difference between all the different viruses all the time   lol who is attacking tux also what is going on with that weirdly proud, tough tux looks like a kid who’s sure they just owned everyone
#computer did that thing today where i blow away my whole linux partition and start again it’s some kind of extreme sport; recreational crisis zone i tried qubesos, it was unusable on my laptop. now i’ve installed manjaro. manjaro is remarkably good. btrfs, encrypted boot. it was almost effortless to get to a system that would normally take me an hour or two on vanilla arch. i’d like some vanilla ice cream, but they would saw my feet off.    
<chee> what do you think would happen if you were to rub mayonnaise into your skin every morning <abe> you go to hell
in reply to musl libc support · Issue #9662 · electron/electron (electron's github) electron does not plan on supporting musl, so i probably shouldn’t reformat my computer this morning to switch to musl Void
⭐ http://www.kevinmarks.com/chromefollow.html
going to start referring to this decade as “the doubles”, sorry
Q: what do these things have in common?: HTTP cookies the blink element HTTP server push HTTP proxying the lynx web browser A: they were all created by this person: Lou Montulli
in reply to Internet country-code top level domain for the British Indian Ocean Territory (Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.) Domain names in .io may not be used, “for any purpose that is sexual or pornographic or that is against the statutory laws of any nation. nothing illegal anywhere!
https://www.wired.com/story/the-full-story-of-the-stunning-rsa-hack-can-finally-be-told/ Timo Hirvonen, a researcher at security firm F-Secure, which published an outside analysis of the breach, saw it as a disturbing demonstration of the growing threat posed by a new class of state-sponsored hackers. is it? or is it a demonstration of the threat of centralization? https://freenode.net/news/freenode-is-foss centralization is a ticking bomb
how do you know if you’re imaginary 
overnight oats and cold brew coffee:)
wtf lol, you can put a . at the end of a domain and it works: https://chee.snoot.club./tag/music/ I’ve just learnt by clicking what I thought was a poorly-formed historical link on info.cern.ch, lol   EDIT jake tracked this down in the spec: The rightmost domain label of a fully qualified domain name in DNS may be followed by a single “.” and should be if it is necessary to distinguish between the complete domain name and some local domain.rfc3986 surprised i haven’t come across this
⭐ https://galaxykate.com/blog/casualcreator.html
woops i messed up and everyone was getting all the noise from my feed again, sorry about that.
I’ll start a podcast, my co-host will be a keyboard full of barking dog samples
the tower is pleased Hidden: Pinner Road, London, ENG 11 °C Sunny day
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⭐ weeknotes #3: business horoscopes
we’ve spent all our holiday money on bath bombs and beauty masks. they have so many i got a boob mask  
micropub, which is a shared API for servers that post content and microsub, which is a shared API for servers that handle people’s feed subscriptions combine together to create a concept known as “social reader” where you have an RSS reader but you can do likes and replies idk it’s super exciting
we’re in North Harrow watching Sky Arts Barnfield House, London, ENG 13 °C Sunny day
there’s no bathtub in our flat last night we picked a random hotel with a bath in Greater London, and now this morning we’re going to Harrow gonna go to regents park and see the cows, and then take the metropolitan line 22 stops to Harrow and get into the tub map showing route from South East London to Harrow I’ve never taken the maroon length before, it’s exciting it’s so long and maroon we return on Monday to a new city
we’re going to Harrow this morning!
⭐ Beyond Webmentions: A Popup
⭐ https://word98.tumblr.com/post/634803327152078848
⭐ https://tantek.com/2018/357/t3/five-reasons-post-positive-things-promptly
⭐ blogging and me
what I need is yahoo pipes
attention to my 0+ subscribers: i’m going to try to filter the noisiest items (likes, rsvps) out of the main RSS feed Hidden: Little Arowry Lane, Little Arowry, Wrexham 14 °C Sunny day
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