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    Sunday the 23rd of May 2021

    • released unidentified
    • i first read about "alt+tab" in a physical paper book called something like Windows 95 Tricks & Secrets
      • i ran over to my computer, which was running the Windows 98 beta that I got given on a secret CD
        • my father obtained it through his contacts in The Industry
        • i lent it to 1 of 100 english army boys called Matt who lived down the street
          • i don't believe i ever got it back
      • i actually remember the feeling, it was like "how many more are there like this?"
      • i'd uncovered a secret interface
        • maybe i'm embarking on a new journey where i would learn hundreds more
        • i'm just now lighting my torch in this dark cavern
      • there were exactly 0 more
    • on Wednesday abe and me got tacos in a real life restaurant
      • it's called DF Tacos
        • they do really good tacos
          • i really like tacos
    • i don't really remember the rest of the week
      • photo of chee rabbits wearing a calyx t-shirt

        i got this calyx institute t-shirt

      • you know, they run a free vpn and a free xmpp server

    • i have a vaccine booking for early june
      • they're going to inject me with 5g and make me a magnet
      • i wish i could choose which vaccine i'm getting
        • i want the russian one
          • it's one and done
        • or one of the cuban ones
          • one of the cuban ones is a spray that goes up your nose
          • help them out
          • let's move to cuba
            • Dr Gerardo Guillén, who heads up development of two vaccines at the Center for Genetic Engineering and Biotechnology, is a chocoholic who has had to do without his favourite fix for over a year (there is none in the shops). His £200 a month salary is a hundred times less what he could earn abroad.

              “We do have offers,” said Dr Mitchell Valdés-Sosa, “but we prefer to stay because we feel a commitment to the development of our country. We’re not working to make some chief executive obscenely rich; we’re working to make people healthier.”

            • like wtf

      • the thing i remember to comfort me that they aren't going to inject me with 5g and make me a magnet is that if they really wanted to get something inside me they would simply put it in the water supply
    • anyway i need to make coffee now. please enjoy unidentified
      • if you listen with your eyes closed it's the 14 minute first half of a story of first contact
        • musically speaking, i mean. it's not like a word story. just pure vibes