wtf

what if we pretended captain crunch fucked up

I’ve been off sick today. I finally have energy, but it’s nearly 8p.m. is that too late to make a shepherd’s pie? and, is the potato meant to look like wool?

there is nothing like the freedom afforded to you when you live somewhere some people come once

I always thought JFK was 46 when he died

but according to this coin here

he was 200 years old

imagine a very small horse hold it, feel it in your hands set it beside you on your desk pet it, feed it treat it well