i just shaved my face on the underground using a razor i bought in the train station and a can of IPA for foam and water lol
if anybody is looking to pay a six figure salary to somebody with no skills or talent hit me up
i don’t know what any of this means but i’m vibing with it 😋😋 😋
a friend invited me out to a party and i asked the tarot if i could go and it told me to tidy my room :-(
did you know the working title of Hieronymous Bosch’s The Garden Of Earthly Delights was “tag yourself”
thinking of becoming an army chaplain
much to think about