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• had a good week, went to Hampstead Heath
• went on a date where the person left halfway through and then text me to tell me they weren't coming back
• having a hard time reconciling the fact I'm so funny and cute with the fact nobody wants to date me, something's gotta give
• got let down gentle this morning. turns out, and you're not going to believe this: it's not me, it's them!
• looking forward to drinking a litre of tequila and two Corona extras in the bath
• I redyed my hair last night and my hands and face have been dyed completely pink
• I have a new lease on life after being cyberbullied in real life by the magnetic forces of the universe repeatedly for the last couple of weeks
• I'm in the bath now writing this using dictation new line
• on a Sunday there are two things that I do, one of which is write this blog post and the other is make a piece of music that I put in a folder labelled quote Sundays unquote
• Sinclair 11 punctuation dictated and what Canton I guess I need to stop using this it cannot understand my accent
• I made flautas yesterday
• my neighbour's boyfriend left me a Christmas card and a box of chocolates. I chatted to him in the hall the next day and I didn't thank him for the card and chocolates, and when I went back into my flat the curb theme started playing in my skull bones
• a cute fat fetishist from Kazakhstan is now messaging me on a dating app, so not all hope is lost. I can always go to Kazakhstan and be used for my body.