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i'm a menace to society

i just shaved my face on the underground using a razor i bought in the train station and a can of IPA for foam and water lol

if anybody is looking to pay a six figure salary to somebody with no skills or talent hit me up

i don't know what any of this means but i'm vibing with it 😋😋 😋

a friend invited me out to a party and i asked the tarot if i could go and it told me to tidy my room :-(