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    on the subject of quintuple martinis

    on the subject of quintuple martinis:

    1. a huel flask makes a great cocktail shaker
    2. if you don't have any vermouth, gin makes a fine substitute
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    damn it, lol, i've left my headphones at somebody's house _again_. i need to make some music today, but maybe i'll eat 2 valium drink 4 coors light and a perfectly dry 1 litre martini which is basically the same thing
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    i need a quintuple martini
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    hey you know what they say: sometimes you get the goofs and sometimes the goofs get you
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    ok i have the goofs

    i have got the goofs