i feel so unbelievably bad for not speaking spanish. so unbelievably rude.

every time anyone speaks to me i panic and shut down.

going to dig a small grave for myself, spinning and repeating “lo siento, perdón, disculpe”

how can i become fluent in spanish without ever having to practice?

ok so what ryan gosling does in the movie Drive is not impressive and is just the regular behaviour of a mexico city taxi driver

demanding to know where they get the authority to keep me prisoner as i attempt once again to leave the plane

if i put on even a millimetre more around the waist i will have to start flying first class